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  • cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!
  • me:
  • cute barista:
  • me: so what are we?
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ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.



(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

Source: ultrafacts
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you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

(via theladyspanishes)

Source: you-and-me-divine
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lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(via fyeahweddingsandthings)

Source: s-gellar
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biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

(via spookysage)

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youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

(via spookysage)

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jean-luc-gohard:

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

(via spookysage)

Source: jean-luc-gohard